Judge Pens Hilarious Copyright Lawsuit Dismissal Over Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B’s “WAP” Lyrics

In the suit, Denise Jones, who performs under the stage name Necey X, alleges she created the song “Grab Em by the Pussy” on Dec. 8, 2019 following a failed partnership on an assisted living center with Mathew Thorpe. Jones claims she severed ties with Thorpe because he “couldn’t hold up his end of the contract.”

Jones, who was representing herself, alleges Thorpe is the father of Jorden Thorpe, who is also named in the lawsuit. Even though the suit spells his first name as Jorden, she’s apparently referencing Megan’s ex-boyfriend Pardison Fontaine by his real name. A footnote in the dismissal acknowledges the defendants’ argument that Jones was not dealing with Pardi’s actual father, but accepted the claim as truthful since it’s “required for the purposes of this motion.”