We have devised the perfect game plan for scoring on Valentines’ Day:
Step 1) Wrap yourself in tinfoil and write “Burrito” on the outside.
Step 2) Lay on significant others bed.
Step 3) As she instinctively unwraps “the burrito”, you will be lying there, naked, holding an actual burrito.
Step 4) Say “Happy Valentines’ sugar-tits, here’s a burrito” when she opens the tinfoil.
Step 5) She’ll proceed to jump your bones.
If you follow these exact steps as they are written, you won’t have to watch “50 Shades of Grey” this Valentines’ Day in order to get laid.
And also, here are our 5 ways of knowing if “This Could Be Love”:
1) She farts in front of you.
2) When you take her out to dinner, she eats all 3 courses & then still wants fast food at 2am.
3) She adds more than 3 extra letters to the end of a word i.e. “hiii babyyyy”
4) She buys you tickets to a electronic dance music concert.
5) She buys YOU a burrito.
If there is a girl in your life that sounds like any of these 5 examples…she is 100% a keeper!
So take it from us, touch her butt, & tell her she’s beautiful every day.
-The Rooftop Boys
Borgeous & Shaun Frank – This Could Be Love (The Rooftop Boys Remix) [Free Download]
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Shikey Tuesday says at 2:18: Some serious words of wisdome here.
Ƙırklandıä says at 1:42: Nice sounds boys!
JeremyDowns says at 1:26: This is FIIIIRE